Distribution Launcher

Every launch checklist tells you to submit to 100+ directories. I built this skill and then argued with that advice, because the job changed: directory profiles are now a source AI systems read when deciding what to recommend. A stale profile makes AI recommend the product you stopped selling, and those pages never expire on their own. So this skill optimises for fewer, current listings. It carries a registry of 72 directories across 7 tiers and 8 locales, every entry stamped with a lastVerified date, and a verifier that enforces a 180-day window at an 85% fresh floor. It stops you at a 9-item readiness gate (7 hard blocks, 2 soft) before a single form gets filled, and it writes different positioning per tier so you do not trip anti-spam by pasting one description into forty forms. On Product Hunt it sets honest expectations: one documented Product-of-the-Day run turned 1,200 trials into 8 paying customers. It pulls category from icp-discovery, copy from copy-engine, assets from media-generator, hands the run-up to post-writer, and the post-launch spike to outbound-engine. Guidance-only: your agent does the thinking, this gives it the map.